Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I actually pay taxes

For the First Time, Scientists Spot Water Around a Young Star Similar to Our Sun - The Daily Galaxy

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

What is the future of artificial intelligence?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Jonathan Joss, ‘King of the Hill’ and ‘Parks & Recreation’ actor, dead at 59 after shooting - CNN

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I see through liars

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

CNBC Daily Open: Elon Musk's companies report positive developments amid his return to work - CNBC

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

Stock futures are little changed as investors await details on U.S.-China trade policy: Live updates - CNBC

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

Why are 38% of IIT graduates unplaced in 2024?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I can count

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

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I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Disney and Universal team up to sue AI photo generator Midjourney, claiming copyright infringement - CNN

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I have a reading level above third grade

I have complete contempt for fakery

Tyler Boyd would welcome a chance to play for the Steelers - NBC Sports

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Our brethren in Europe have fallen. Western civilization is doomed. Why have the leftists destroyed white culture?

I understand how hurricane paths work

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

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I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Defense Department signs OpenAI for $200 million 'frontier AI' pilot project - theregister.com

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I can read

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have complete contempt for traitorism

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says: